Weekend Assignment

The Blogfather has given us a pretty spooky assignment, in keeping with the Halloween spirit......

I am not sure whether my first one is an epitaph or a limerick!  Here goes.........

 

This here’s where Lisa’s buried.

In her short life, she was clumsy and harried.

No banana peel needed at all.

With weak ankles and a spectacular fall.

Near the edge of the grave, a gentle push they gave.

After a few shovels of earth, counted the money they saved.

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Once again, after greatly irritating my "next month I will be thirteen" year old daughter, this came to mind...............

A mother to four,

she just couldn’t take anymore.

Went out of her way to please,

and died to finally get a life of ease.