Pity Party Hangover-No Alcohol Involved!

It's early and it was a very short night.  I look like Wynonna Judd's DUI photo this morning.  YIKES! 

I'll tell you, I just can't do those pity parties like I used to in my younger days!   Pity ain't purdy!  I am not so sure that make-up alone can fix this one......

So, I am sitting here doin' what any self-respecting, sorrowful, how-bad-can-it-get feelin', over-worked and under-appreciated, chubby and sad woman would do....I am eatin' a good, solid depression food breakfast of ice cold Diet Pepsi and Keebler's new Sandies Fruit Delights-Strawberry Cheesecake Cookies (made with real fruit-so it's healthy) that are soooooo good, you'll wanna throw rocks at those Girl Scout cookies! 

Mmmmmmmmm! ::wipin' crumbs from my chin::

I am feeling soooo much better!

Now, if I can just fix this face........................