I saw this posted on a blog today, then Googled and found this particular version at evolvingtimes.com
Again...none of the words below here are mine!
What if we could, as in the Matrix for instance, install “programs” into our personal “operating system?” What if we could accelerate our personal growth by uninstalling non-supportive programs like Low Self-Esteem and Resentment, and replacing them with Total-Self-Acceptance and Love?
Well, various versions of this imaginary tech support call have been floating around the web and/or email for years. But I stumbled upon one version again and it just hit me in a different way than in the past. So I thought I would put my own little touches on it and share it with you.
Many thanks to the wise, apparently annonymous author who created the first version of this story.
Enjoy!
Tech Support: Thank you for calling tech support for HOS - that’s Human Operating Systems. How can I be of assistance?
Customer: Well I’ve had this Love Program sitting around for a while and finally decided to install it. But it seems a bit complicated and I don’t want to mess it up. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Absolutely. That’s why I’m here. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: I think so.
Tech Support: Great. Let’s go. The first step is to check for any potentially conflicting programs that might be running in your heart .
Customer: Sounds good. How do I do that?
Tech Support: First hit Ctrl, Alt, Delete all at the same time. Got it?
Customer: Yes.
Tech Support: Great: Now click on the tab that says Heart Applications. Do you see that?
Customer: I do. Got it.
Tech Support: Perfect. What applications are running.
Customer: I see Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge
and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, we’ll have to uninstall the Grudge and Resentment programs. They prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and click on the Forgiveness program. You may need to do this several times in order to completely erase Grudge and Resentment from the system. In fact, I recommend that most people run their forgiveness program at least once a day.
Customer: I can see what you mean. It feels like this might take a while.
Tech Support: I can wait. Take your time…
Customer: Okay, done! And it seems like Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error - Program not run on external components.” What should I do?
Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Go to the Start Menu again and click on the Self-Acceptance program. Got it?
Customer: Yes. It’s running.
Tech Support: Great now go to the modules drop-down menu and check the boxes next to: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Perfect. Now, click on the box that says “Copy new modules to Heart Directory.” And then click on the “OK” button. Once you do that, the system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
Customer: Done… Hey! I can feel my heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Shareware. And the interesting thing is that the more you share it with others the more stable your personal installation will become. So be sure to pass it along to everyone you meet.
Customer: I’ll definitely do that. Thank you so much!
Tech Support: Thank YOU for installing Love!
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really good, interesting post.
ReplyDeletethanks for sharing xx
I was posting a comment, got interrupted, and I can't remember if I had already hit the post button before the telephone rang!
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to tell you how much this post spoke to me. Thank you for sharing it. I shall re-read it often.
If only it were truly that easy. Loved this post! (Hugs)Indigo
ReplyDeleteNicely done.
ReplyDeleteI always found that a person needs to debug their system of all self-installed malicious malware before they can run their own system properly. Ya gotta watch that emotional spam as well.
The task is to remember to allow the upgrades to kick in before you try to use the program, otherwise you end up with the "garbage in - garbage out" syndrome.
I may need to call the "Geek Squad" to help me out...come to think of it, that may not be a bad idea at all! Great post! Thanks for sharing, and have a Happy Valentine's Day!
ReplyDeleteAnd never settle for the "shareware" version of it, known as "lust". It seems to run great at first but actually deteriorates your HOS and can lead to contracting viruses.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea...wish it was life was that easy. Happy belated Valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteJoyce
Oh happy post! I loved it, thanks for posting and sharing it with us.~ Sarah
ReplyDeleteWell done lise - I wish it was so simple right!?
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting that ... it was entertaining and a nice reminder for all. :)
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