Saturday, December 6, 2008

Work it!

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So what if my birthday was TWO days ago?

Where does it say that you can only celebrate it for one day? I am working it for as long as I can! I am making up for all those times when I was a kid, who just happened to have the terrible misfortune of having a birthday in December and I'd receive a single gift from someone who'd say, "Here. This is your Birthday and Christmas present!"

Oh...NO! Don't even think about trying that crap now! I will milk this birthday for all it's worth..even if it takes all month!

Today it was lunch and dessert with a couple lady friends downtown, at the new Mediterranean restaurant. I don't think I like Mediterranean food. But I was really grateful for the opportunity to try it.

Tonight it was dinner and dessert with another friend, where I ran into lots of folks I knew and decided to "mention" I was celebrating my birthday. I managed to get lots of nice hugs ...and God Knows..I need all of the hugs I can get right about now. Some days it's really good to be me!

In other news...........

While checking out Brandi's Excess Baggage, I noticed she'd answered these questions, often posed to guests appearing on Inside the Actor's Studio by that extremely dry host, James Lipton. How dry is James Lipton you ask?

Well, how can anyone sit next to someone who I consider a comedic genius (or a raving lunatic) like Robin Williams, who is answering these questions with total nonsense and NOT even crack a smile!

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That's damn dry. I don't think I like James Lipton very much.

Anyway, not only is Brandi's blog entertaining, it's also educational as I learned all about how these questions came about, via the Proust Questionnaire.

And...here we go!

-What is your favorite word? Love. As it says in the Bible.......And the greatest of these is LOVE.

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-What is your least favorite word? I really, really dislike the word FART. I don't even like to type it! I don't say it and I don't like to hear others say it or hear them when they do the dirty deed! I dislike that word about as much as the word pubic. fart icon Pictures, Images and PhotosGag!


-What turns you on? Kindness, goodness and a loving nature, peppered with an outstanding sense of humor!

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-What turns you off?
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- What noise do you love? Laughter! Anyone's heart-felt laughter!
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- What noise do you hate? Anyone crying in pain! I'd really have a hard time being in medicine because I am very soft-hearted.

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-What is your favorite curse word? Damn it! I find it very effective, especially when I am not using the phrase..... "That's just Bullshit!"

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-What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I would love to be a graphic artist. I love the idea of pulling together words and images to create art to be used in web design, magazines or advertising.

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-What profession would you not like to do? I would NEVER want to be a Mortician! I have a really hard time with sadness, loss and death. Plus I don't like anything that could be messy like that! Ick!


-If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

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"Come right through here Lisa, as there's a special place for Mothers of children like YOURS!

Oh, and look... there's all those people you love who have arrived before you! Go on, run and give them all a BIG hug, they've been waiting quite awhile!

By the way...I have a note for you from TC, saying he'd like you to stop by his little slice of Heaven once you're settled in, because he has some really interesting people he wants you to meet!"

8 comments:

  1. Oh I have so have you beat on the birthday. Mine is two days AFTER Christmas. How easy was my birthday for relatives to forget after all that Holiday maddness? Oh yeah, I was a pissed off child. My mom NEVER forgot but there were others out there that had a hard time remembering. I also got royally screwed out of presents. My brother's birthday is in the middle of the summer.. he would get go-carts and fun things. I would get cheapy stuff because we were broke from the xmas holiday. Damn you Jesus, who said you could be born that close to my birthday???!!! ;)

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  2. My approval letters were SCOLDE... hmmm

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  3. I hear ya...my birthday is the 12th of this month and the same thing happened to me numerous times. The old, "here's a present for Christmas AND your birthday." So not fair.

    If my birthday was in June, I'd be getting an extra one, dammit!

    James Lipton? Dry isn't quite the right word to describe him. I'm thinking 'corpse' is more like it. I don't like him much either.

    I love that quiz Brandi did. I'll have to do it myself soon. :)

    Great answers, btw.
    XOXO

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  4. Haha My couisin's birthday is Monday so she complains the same. My Mom and her twin sisters birthdays are on the nineteenth, and they NEVER let it go that they got triple ripped off. : ) Celebrate all year long, you deserve it.

    I love love love that you posted graphics with yours! SUCH a fun idea. I totally agree though, the host is so dry sometimes. BUT I sit through it all for people like Robin Williams, he just seriously rocks my vote.

    Don't worry I didn't FART at all while visiting. : D

    B

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  5. Great post! I laughed so hard I farted in my chair and pulled a pubic hair. Lipton is actually very funny but, after all, he is a Thespian and it's all about timing. If you get a chance to watch the Actor's Studio show where he is interviewed by Dave Chappell, don't miss it. It is a better look at who he is.

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  6. I sort of see James Lipton as Switzerland... he's neutral... beige... vanilla ice cream... he's just so non animated that he makes a good sidekick for all the drama queens he interviews - male and female!

    I agree about fart. I also really hate that "see you next tuesday" thing. Ugh.

    Have a great Sunday!
    *hugs*
    heather

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  7. A mortician? LOL! Happy belated birthday, Lisa! I am so sorry I didn't get hear sooner to send you wishes. :/ Have to throw dinner on the table but I will be back later to play catch up.

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  8. I agree about the whole birthday in December and gifts. I also have the misfortune of being born in December...I have even asked my husband if it would be alright to celebrate my birthday in June/July so I don't get jipped on gifts anymore. I don't think he went for it because he knows I will still want to celebrate on my birthday as well.

    So HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Enjoy it as long as you can!

    Melissa

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