*YAWN*
0730-Me....stumbling out of my warm bed. Feet covered with fuzzy socks hit the floor......I make my way to the potty.
Oreo: (black and white spoiled female feline, parked outside my bedroom door, waiting impatiently for her breakfast, which is our mornin' routine) MMMEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW (cat speak for "It's about time woman! I have been waiting here alllll night!)
Me: Rolls eyes and thinks....Geeeezzzz....can't I pee in peace! "JUST a SECOND!"
Oreo: MMMMMeeeeeeeOOOOOOOWWWWWW! (meaning....."I am getting irritated lady!")
Business accomplished, open door and head down the stairs, with Oreo right beside me, neck in neck, heading for the kitchen.
Oreo: Mmmmeeeeeeeyyyooooowwwwwww (OPEN the refrigerator, NOW!)
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Oreo came home?! And I was just about to bring Ab a new kitten! Anyway.........just checkin in on your new journal...........it's awesome! I've gone through all of your entries and have laughed most of the time....................Keep it up! Love you...........Tam
ReplyDeleteAt least yours waits *outside* the bedroom door... mine? Hmmm. He sleeps ON TOP of me! Arrogant little sucker. He's just so not a modest type of kitty! Of course, he's seen multiple plants die due to their lack of "voice" to remind me that, well, they need...water? Hmmm. ;) Jenn
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!! there is nothing like a good cat translator. You crack me up.
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