Oreo: MMMEEEEEEOOOOW (GAWD, what is taking you soooo long?)
Me: Placing water bowl down in front of Oreo, who sniffs it.......and
Oreo: mmmmmmmmeeeeeooooowwwwwwwwww (WHAT THE HELL???....THAT'S WATER!)
Me: Filling up food bowl......with dry food.....gingerly set it in front of Oreo and run to my computer!
Oreo: Runs to my computer..... MMMEEEEEEOOOWWWWWWW (DRY FOOD? JUST DRY FOOD?....Where's the TUNA???)
Me: "Sorry baby...Momma's soooooo sorry....We're out of canned food...I promise I will go and get you some today! Promise.....Hey, Wanna go out and play in the fresh air? Watch the birdies? Here, lemme get the door sweetie!"
*Opens Door*
Oreo: Runs to door, peeks out, see's NO TUNA and heads back in toward the couch.......the ARM of the couch...stretches out and digs her claws into the fabric.......SCRATCH, SCRATCH, SCRATTTTTCCCHH!
Me: "Hey....Oreo, NO, No, go use your scratching post!" SCRATCH......"No".....*Throwin' a pencil toward her, hoping it will get her attention!
Oreo: MeeeeOOOOOWWWWWW.....*looking over her shoulder as she gets in one last scratch and stretch..........................
(Go back to bed...........BITCH!)
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ROFLMAO! Wanna get even? I'm a little twisted...but, I *still* derive a sick amount of pleasure (when Evil Girl escapes the hatches) by hiding (yes, from my cat...I do this to my CAT :::giggles:::) and shooting silly string in his direction! Flips him the hell out and makes me collapse in a heap of giggles. Yes, I *am* serious! Pencils? nah! Get out the big ammo! Jenn
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